You Sick Fucker!

So he calls me up, all Yo Cuz I can’t get out to find me some pussy, help a brother out crap. I can’t refuse, since that was the same line I used on him, when I broke both legs skiing.

It was up to me to find an escort to his taste and willing to do a house call. Flipping through the Yellow Pages I saw just what I needed. There, with just a single line Ad - Tiny Tricks’ Out Service Entertainment. Perfect.

With a quick call, and screwing of my Visa card I ordered the most petite escort on duty. Little does Artie know, I’m paying extra to watch .. and who knows what else?